PSA
Never, ever, ever go to the Central Florida Regional Hospital in Sanford, FL.
Not even if you're dying. Perhaps especially not if you're dying, because you will certainly end up dead. Or worse, whatever that might be.
Go here and listen to the audio of the 911 call (toward the bottom under 'Related Links', labeled '911 Call: 'It's a nursery baby, I don't know who took it.'):
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/orl-bk-babycall033108,0,11623.story
There's a reason Florida is the only state to have its own tag on Fark.
